You decide to go to the place you arranged to meet with the detective. He is supposedly the best one of this city, let's see if that is true.

You get to his office and find him facin the opposite direction to the door. He looks mysterious and professional, one of a kind for sure. You greet him and so does he as he turns to face you and sits on his chair. He tells you that he has wairing for you for a lomg time, and that j he was also waiting in that uncomfortable position just to seem mote professional but, as he says, "it took you a while huh". You... are not quite sure if he seems that professional now.

— so... you are going to help me with my case, right? —

—Yeah, of course! but please refresh my memory, what was the reason you needed me?? i kinda forgot...—

—UGHHHH— you DEFINITELY regret believing everyone who said this lad is worth receiving help from. This guy is so unprofessional, he even has a total mess of an office!!! there is a pile of dragon plushies in the corner of the room. So unprofessional.

—btw they're called scalamates. But dont worry lady, even if it doesnt look like it, im a very professional detective as you can see. This is just part of this professional process that you would underwatnd cause you aint a professional like me—

—ah yes, of course someone """aS pRoFfEsSiOnAl"" as you will be able to solve such a complex case as mine, which of course, YOU DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTENTION NOR TOOK NOTES ON ANYTHING IVE ALREADY SAID ON THE PHONE!!!! But it doesnt matter... its not like your ignorance and your apathy towards this situation bugs me... not at all!!!—

the detective looks at you with a clueless face, kinda weird because they're the one's who have to find the clues.

—was that sarcasm?—

you raise an eyebrow

—I dont know, you tell me!—

—my hypothesis is that you are just joking, so everything is fine—

You roll your eyes

WOW, you guessed it right mr smartypants, woah now I SURELY want to see this "PROFESSIONAL PROCESS" that you mentioned, i bet it's so professional.— you say sarcastically

theres an awkward silence

—sooo about the payment—

—forget it, im leaving—

You leave thinking of how tupid this situation was.